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WHAT IS THIS?!!?
😭😭😭
Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime
[id: tags saying “wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why’d you cut it off”]
answer: THEIR WEDDING.
I can’t describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like “hey we’ve been friends for a while now I want to show you something,” and he hands me his driver’s license, upon which I read “Optimus Prime Jones”
But nipples are banned.
The best thing about this are the lights on the werewolf’s chest which imply this isnt just any werewolf…
This is a CYBER WEREWOLF
crying-over-really-dumb-things:
my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time
Bow down to your king
I can’t stop outdoing myself
Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right
“This story is a tragedy because it didn’t have to end this way.”
vs
“This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way.”
#the best: this story is a tragedy because #there were SO many ways it could have gone differently #but the very fact of the characters’ natures precluded any option but the tragedy (via @curiosity-killed)
‘character is destiny’ is the best tragedy premise always
if i had to choose between death and reading homestuck then i would probably just read the damn webcomic but i definitely wouldn’t be very happy about it
have you considered i dont want fucking homestuck to be the reason i die. did you think about that
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT. IM PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE HERE
IF THIS POST GETS TO 10K BEFORE THE NEXT APRIL 13TH, I WILL READ HOMESTUCK.
someone blaze this
Mr. Gaiman, would it be crossing the picket line if I saw Barbie in theaters, or should I wait until the strike has been resolved?
Asked by slugits
No, it’s not crossing a picket line to go and see anything. Nobody from any of the unions has asked for a boycott of anything yet.
Continuing to go see your movies, watch your shows, stream your favorites is one of the best ways to support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA right now. This content has been made, and it makes money. It helps immensely to show the studios the value of the work that writers and actors do.
If you don’t go, it hurts writers and actors. Studios can say, “Well, actually, Barbie only made $X dollars, Oppenheimer only made $Y dollars, only so-many thousands of people watched Good Omens 2, obviously there isn’t enough money to go around. Sadface emoji.”
See the stuff you want to see with reckless abandon.
guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy
What’s the best highly specific “it absolutely doesn’t work like that but it makes a fun story” trope?
We gotta sneak through the spacious, quiet and perfectly clean air vents!
Let’s bonk them on the head to cleanly knock them unconscious with no risk
Welcome to this absolutely massive and surprisingly clean sewer!
Bullets are dangerously whizzing past me while I’m trying to escape underwater!
Oh No! We Have To Get The Bullet Out!
I’ve sliced off my hair into a cute pixie bob with a single swing of this knife
Ok so to do space travel we just *folds paper and pokes pencil through*
Gonna leap away from this explosion by like a 2 foot margin and be totally fine
We’re safe in this volcano as long as we don’t touch the lava
Yeah, I know CPR! *screams at you to live, then starts making out*
Philomena Cunk (Walking outside among a vast green countryside): Today in yet another pursuit of knowledge about our earth, I’ll be visiting England. But not the England that you might be thinking of. Who better to ask all sorts of pressing questions about the history of this country, than the country himself? That’s why I’m visiting the personification of England himself, at his own home.
(cut to England’s home library, they sit across from each other)
Philomena Cunk: Canadian Geese were first introduced by King Henry eye-vee and have since become a big problem. As a personification who has witnessed lots of maiming from the olden days, would you say that the threat of a goose attack is just as strong today?
England (composed): You’d like me to compare geese from different times?
Philomena Cunk: I’ve a mate who’s aunt lost an eye to one. She said the nasty little birds have a special bacteria in their mouth that’s quite deadly.
England: Is that so?
Philomena Cunk:
ALT
ALTkilling his publicist
i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE
I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE
everybody wants to rule the world
And if you look to your left, dear audience, you’ll see a completely random image of Alfred going through it, in blue
